Birthday Butthole Bonanza

I'm 23? When the sh*t did that happen?
This was a good birthday. I was inundated with presents, cards and goodwill and peace towards men. Had some dinner with the Niikawa folks last night. Kei even showed up in a suit! It was fun-thanks everybody for a comin. Headed to a birthday weekend with my recently turned ruthless business tycoon. Yay!

Congratulations cotton candy! You win for the best gift!







I was supposed to be looking sophisticated here. The more accurate term is loaded. I think Naomi is trying to ignore me.