Magical Candy Christmas Crap

Coming home was fun. Thanks everyone for hanging out and making it a good holiday. See you again when my soul's searching leads me back to my home-or when I get sick of this country and my only other option is moving back to the land of anger and too much food.

Believe it or not, this is the standard airplane oxygen mask nowadays.

Only a lady like Jayne could make her drink match her outfit.

Here's some of the old crew doing what they do best.

Ghetto animals made a stunning reappearance at my surprise party.

Kate and Laurenzo.

This is what happens when I leave my cellphone at home.

The Aquarium is the biggest new thing in Atlanta......

.....I actually saw more people's heads than sea animals, but it was still pretty awesome

Santa's gettin' a slap for giving this karaoke machine to my sister.

Mexican food always tastes better when eaten with family. Check out that giant pixie stick.

Back in Japan, Will eating natto.