Saturday, August 06, 2005

Driving in Kurobe

Here is a list of driving rules for any of you who visit, acquire amnesia and then decide to drive a car.
1) 4 way stops: Whoever wants to go can go. Unless you want to wait for everyone else to go. Then you can just sit there until the intersection is clear.
2) Riding Bikes: It is your right, make that your duty, to ride wherever you feel like. Don't bother crowding up the spacious sidewalks, come on out in the road. And don't look into traffic before you pull out, the cars will see you fine.
3) Reversing: If you want to reverse onto a busy road, then go for it. And take your time.
4)Headlights: Strictly optional.
5) Stop Lights: Always stare at the foreigner in the car next to you for the duration of the light.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you moved to Japan. It sounds like you moved to Dekalb or Buckhead. You should be used to this by now.

I flicked off an eighty year-old woman for about a minute straight while cursing her existence the other night. I don't think she saw me. That only angered me more.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my grandma flicked off the cops while she was screaming at them. pushing 80 and she's still got it. go sassy grandma

2:03 AM  

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