I am so popular with flying mammals
Yesterday about dinner time, I had another visitor, but this time he was hiding in my toilet paper holder. You can imagine my surprise when I went to blow my nose only to have the little sucker almost bite my hand off. Now I'm thinking they may be living somewhere in my apartment. Aren't bats only supposed to come out at night? Talk about a welcome committee.
posted by K8 @ 4:25 AM
5 Comments:
You should apply only hard percussive music to your life at your apartment. That would throw the bats off entirely. The Japanese do come up with incredibly insane crap, after all: why not bats in every domicile?
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty02.htm
This ingenious man gives the best explanation for Japanese idiocy I've ever heard. Plus, I'd like to play the game.
True story. I was was waiting to use the payphone, when the guy on the phone turns around and tips his hat like this.
And who do you think that guy was?
Emilio Estevas! The Mighty Duck man, I swear to god! I was like, Emiliooooooo!
BATS. a poem.
you think they'll bite you
but they don't.
you think they'll nest in your hair
but they won't.
BATS.
you think that feathers is what they got.
you think they are a bird, but they are not.
BATS.
the old addage- blind as a bat;
the truth is that they can see,
just not as good as you and me.
BATS.
yeah. bats.look kate, maybe they just wanna suck your blood. don't be so selfish. (gosh)
emilo esteves should have gotten an acadamy award for "men at work"
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